Me vending machine image prompt.

Use the uploaded image as the person reference. Preserve the person's identity, facial features, skin tone, hairstyle, body type, and recognisable expression.

Transform the person into a surreal scene where they are standing in front of a giant vending machine that dispenses different versions of themselves.

The vending machine should be huge, colourful, futuristic, and packed with glowing compartments. Each slot should contain a tiny packaged version, toy figure, drink can, or collectible item representing a different mode.

Label the vending machine options:
"Focused Me"
"Rested Me"
"Boss Mode Me"
"Chaos Goblin Me"
"Actually Finished It Me"
"Needs Snacks Me"
"Soft Life But Productive Me"
"Stop Starting Over Me"

The person should be pressing a glowing button, holding coins, reading the options, or looking amused by the choices. The machine should have funny product labels and warning stickers:
"Insert One Tiny Effort"
"Sold Out: Perfect Timing"
"Limited Edition Focus"
"Best Seller: Survival Mode"
"May Contain Sudden Motivation"

Change the person's outfit into something bold, futuristic, arcade-inspired, or streetwear-style.

Make the image playful, surreal, colourful, funny, and highly detailed, with glowing buttons, vending machine lights, product packaging, and reflections.

Do not use split-screen before-and-after.
Do not use a glowing path.
Do not create a normal office, desk, or planner scene.
Do not make sticky notes the main visual.
Make this scene strange, memorable, comedic, and completely different from standard transformation imagery.